+15°C,Spanish wear caps,gloves and winter coats,Finns are sunbathing.
+10°C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
+5°C. ltalian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0°C. Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
-5°C, First people are found frozen in California.Finnish midsummer festival ends.
-10°C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses.Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
-20°C , Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
-30°C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death.Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
-50°C. Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
-70°C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
-273°C, Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
-300°C. Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.