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汐靜


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08/04/15 11:09 AM
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不過今日個肥妹都幾頂癮, 見佢玩個GAME只係用手機玩平衝果種, 搖搖下都咁HIGH, 係床一定搖到拆天 [bomb] [bomb] [bomb]

其實佢都唔算肥:P

你真識食.JPG :P

3p 吧[bomb] [bomb] [bomb]


食老泥 :P :P :P

xx( xx( xx( xx(

老泥留比你
鮑魚我嘅:P :P :P
#30108/04/15 6:34 PM
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汐靜


[slick] [slick] [slick]

#bye# #bye# #bye# #bye# #bye# #bye#
你聽日會遇到一個肥婆
之後你地會3秒合體
從此生養眾多
兼做老婆奴

成副身家比曬佢做家用，一日得十蚊零用 #bye#

[369] [369] [369]
#30208/04/15 6:34 PM
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處男啊差叮


大部份肥到成座山咁ge肥婆，條頸後面都好多老泥，因為佢地沖涼ge時候卒唔到。
老泥比頸部脂肪一層層夾住，日復日年復年咁累積。
所以大部份肥婆條頸都係黑色，越黑老泥越厚。
如果你地有幸溝到肥婆，就人一世物一世點都要試下。
首先用手指濕少少水起勢咁卒，用匙羹刮出黎，加兩滴美極慢慢品償。
初哥可能話核突，但你唔食肥婆老泥等於登上白雲山唔食山水豆腐花一樣咁傻的嗎。

下身方面又係有學問，肥婆食咁多漢堡包同牛肉，男性荷爾蒙分泌過盛。
所以塊西至屎o全部都係毛，無論佢幾乾淨，都有陣咸魚溝變壞乳酪ge味道。
據英國研究，82.5%肥婆都唔會剃腳毛，因為烏低身戈下等於做sit up，有遺肥人忠旨。
所以肥婆d腳毛永遠好似鐵線咁粗。
奶西ge時候叫佢訓低你忠個頭埋去，兩隻手要掃佢隻腳d鐵線等佢起雞皮，然後叫佢戈對火腿夾實自己個頭唔好比空氣流出。
陣咸魚味係真空環境會得到昇華，係有層次而漸進的。
奶戈時攝攝聲，有3d立體音響加回音效果。
你嗅覺，味覺，觸覺，聽覺得到前所未有嘅享受，呢d先叫人生啊。

啪啪啪戈part唔多講，因為肥婆塊田多肉好撞係常識，你塞左入去會感受到溫暖同安全感，比一層一層肉緊緊包住。

成日笑肥婆以為自己好識食戈d人，根本就係未夠班，自以為是ge表現。你比食女界ge高手揀減肥前欣宜定係整容後楊怡，佢完全唔想答你，一黎佢唔想笑勁你問無聊野，二黎佢已經諗緊點班支美極返黎。


#30308/04/15 6:34 PM
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外國撚


[slick] [slick] [slick]

#bye# #bye# #bye# #bye# #bye# #bye#
你聽日會遇到一個肥婆
之後你地會3秒合體
從此生養眾多
兼做老婆奴

成副身家比曬佢做家用，一日得十蚊零用 #bye#

[369] [369] [369]


不怕[slick] [slick] [slick]
#30408/04/15 6:34 PM
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處男啊差叮


求合體
#30508/04/15 6:34 PM
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野豬仔


其實肥婆潮文已經準備好
有邊個想睇:P :P :P

邊個貼邊個將來老婆係肥婆#yup#

:~( :~( :~( :~(

咁唯有俾我貼啦
結左婚「將來老婆」已經唔適用啦
況且佢而家一路肥緊.. #hehe#


叫老婆做豬豬，真係好矛盾[banghead] [banghead] [banghead]

你點知我叫老婆做豬豬呀

一黎我屋企保護下特級安全
二黎佢唔係因為體形係豬
而係一日可以訓超過12小時似足隻豬.. #hehe# #hehe#

我屋企果隻都係……[sosad]

[sosad] [sosad] [sosad]
正義的朋友呀~~#hoho# #hoho#

大家咁話啦#adore#
#adore# #adore# #adore#
我果隻佢最興分段瞓，食完飯就瞓，半夜起身沖完身再瞓

點解要咁[banghead] [banghead] [banghead]

因爲眼瞓 [banghead] [banghead] [banghead] [banghead] [banghead]

沖完一次過瞓啦[banghead] [banghead] [banghead]

佢控制到先算啦 [sosad]
#30608/04/15 6:35 PM
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外國撚


上面嘅巴打[shocking] [shocking] [shocking]
#30708/04/15 6:35 PM
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外國撚


求合體

+1#adore# #adore# #adore#
#30808/04/15 6:35 PM
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小小嵐

其實肥婆潮文已經準備好
有邊個想睇:P :P :P

邊個貼邊個將來老婆係肥婆#yup#

我已經係養豬人 [369]


阿嫂@_@ @_@ @_@
唔好要豬豬跪玻璃#hoho#

我又唔係號東邪同大麻 [slick]


豬嫂可以治得住豬豬
應該有返咁上下威力[369]

其實我為咗佢唔好破壞個世界……… 所以用自身封印佢 O:-)

咁岩既
我又係為左世界和平所以犠牲自己喎.. #hoho# #hoho#

無我哋，人類文明已經消失咗 [slick]

應該呢個宇宙早就消失啦~#good#
#30908/04/15 6:36 PM
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小小嵐

嗚嗚...我仲係青頭

你咁後生


你地幾歲先破處

55

我而家都未喎
My name is David [slick] [slick]
#31008/04/15 6:36 PM
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野豬仔


[slick] [slick] [slick]

#bye# #bye# #bye# #bye# #bye# #bye#
你聽日會遇到一個肥婆
之後你地會3秒合體
從此生養眾多
兼做老婆奴

成副身家比曬佢做家用，一日得十蚊零用 #bye#

[369] [369] [369]


不怕[slick] [slick] [slick]


到時你就[369] 知
#31108/04/15 6:37 PM
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處男啊差叮


After some time I've finally made up my mind
She is the girl and I really want to make her mine
I'm searching everywhere to find her again
To tell her I love her
And I'm sorry 'bout the things I've done

I find her standing in front of the church
The only place in town where I didn't search
She looks so happy in her weddingdress
But she's crying while she's saying this

Boy I've missed your kisses all the time but this is
Twentyfive minutes too late
Though you travelled so far boy I'm sorry your are
Twentyfive minutes too late
#31208/04/15 6:37 PM
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汐靜


[369] [369] [369] [369] [369] [369]
#31308/04/15 6:38 PM
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處男啊差叮


#31408/04/15 6:38 PM
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外國撚


[slick] [slick] [slick]

#bye# #bye# #bye# #bye# #bye# #bye#
你聽日會遇到一個肥婆
之後你地會3秒合體
從此生養眾多
兼做老婆奴

成副身家比曬佢做家用，一日得十蚊零用 #bye#

[369] [369] [369]


不怕[slick] [slick] [slick]


到時你就[369] 知


怕老婆會發達^3^ ^3^ ^3^
#31508/04/15 6:38 PM
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知倚耳而驗


[slick] [slick] [slick]

#bye# #bye# #bye# #bye# #bye# #bye#
你聽日會遇到一個肥婆
之後你地會3秒合體
從此生養眾多
兼做老婆奴

成副身家比曬佢做家用，一日得十蚊零用 #bye#

[369] [369] [369]


不怕[slick] [slick] [slick]


到時你就[369] 知


怕老婆會發達^3^ ^3^ ^3^

#lol# #lol# #lol#
#31608/04/15 6:38 PM
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汐靜


After some time I've finally made up my mind
She is the girl and I really want to make her mine
I'm searching everywhere to find her again
To tell her I love her
And I'm sorry 'bout the things I've done

I find her standing in front of the church
The only place in town where I didn't search
She looks so happy in her weddingdress
But she's crying while she's saying this

Boy I've missed your kisses all the time but this is
Twentyfive minutes too late
Though you travelled so far boy I'm sorry your are
Twentyfive minutes too late

唔結點離？[369] [369] [369] [369]
#31708/04/15 6:38 PM
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外國撚


After some time I've finally made up my mind
She is the girl and I really want to make her mine
I'm searching everywhere to find her again
To tell her I love her
And I'm sorry 'bout the things I've done

I find her standing in front of the church
The only place in town where I didn't search
She looks so happy in her weddingdress
But she's crying while she's saying this

Boy I've missed your kisses all the time but this is
Twentyfive minutes too late
Though you travelled so far boy I'm sorry your are
Twentyfive minutes too late



25 minutes [slick] [slick]



what the sad song :-( :-(
#31808/04/15 6:39 PM
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處男啊差叮


After some time I've finally made up my mind
She is the girl and I really want to make her mine
I'm searching everywhere to find her again
To tell her I love her
And I'm sorry 'bout the things I've done

I find her standing in front of the church
The only place in town where I didn't search
She looks so happy in her weddingdress
But she's crying while she's saying this

Boy I've missed your kisses all the time but this is
Twentyfive minutes too late
Though you travelled so far boy I'm sorry your are
Twentyfive minutes too late

唔結點離？[369] [369] [369] [369]


呃... 我有事黎唔到飲，下次先！
#31908/04/15 6:40 PM
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汐靜


下次下次
下次大概可以
#32008/04/15 6:40 PM
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小小嵐

其實肥婆潮文已經準備好
有邊個想睇:P :P :P

邊個貼邊個將來老婆係肥婆#yup#

:~( :~( :~( :~(

咁唯有俾我貼啦
結左婚「將來老婆」已經唔適用啦
況且佢而家一路肥緊.. #hehe#


叫老婆做豬豬，真係好矛盾[banghead] [banghead] [banghead]

你點知我叫老婆做豬豬呀

一黎我屋企保護下特級安全
二黎佢唔係因為體形係豬
而係一日可以訓超過12小時似足隻豬.. #hehe# #hehe#

我屋企果隻都係……[sosad]

[sosad] [sosad] [sosad]
正義的朋友呀~~#hoho# #hoho#

大家咁話啦#adore#
#adore# #adore# #adore#
我果隻佢最興分段瞓，食完飯就瞓，半夜起身沖完身再瞓

點解要咁[banghead] [banghead] [banghead]

因爲眼瞓 [banghead] [banghead] [banghead] [banghead] [banghead]

沖完一次過瞓啦[banghead] [banghead] [banghead]

佢控制到先算啦 [sosad]

當我想叫佢唔好訓住的時候
佢已經訓著左啦~#fire#
#32108/04/15 6:41 PM
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野豬仔


[slick] [slick] [slick]

#bye# #bye# #bye# #bye# #bye# #bye#
你聽日會遇到一個肥婆
之後你地會3秒合體
從此生養眾多
兼做老婆奴

成副身家比曬佢做家用，一日得十蚊零用 #bye#

[369] [369] [369]


不怕[slick] [slick] [slick]


到時你就[369] 知


怕老婆會發達^3^ ^3^ ^3^

我老竇信錯哩句嘢，誤咗一生 :-(
#32208/04/15 6:41 PM
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野豬仔


其實肥婆潮文已經準備好
有邊個想睇:P :P :P

邊個貼邊個將來老婆係肥婆#yup#

:~( :~( :~( :~(

咁唯有俾我貼啦
結左婚「將來老婆」已經唔適用啦
況且佢而家一路肥緊.. #hehe#


叫老婆做豬豬，真係好矛盾[banghead] [banghead] [banghead]

你點知我叫老婆做豬豬呀

一黎我屋企保護下特級安全
二黎佢唔係因為體形係豬
而係一日可以訓超過12小時似足隻豬.. #hehe# #hehe#

我屋企果隻都係……[sosad]

[sosad] [sosad] [sosad]
正義的朋友呀~~#hoho# #hoho#

大家咁話啦#adore#
#adore# #adore# #adore#
我果隻佢最興分段瞓，食完飯就瞓，半夜起身沖完身再瞓

點解要咁[banghead] [banghead] [banghead]

因爲眼瞓 [banghead] [banghead] [banghead] [banghead] [banghead]

沖完一次過瞓啦[banghead] [banghead] [banghead]

佢控制到先算啦 [sosad]

當我想叫佢唔好訓住的時候
佢已經訓著左啦~#fire#

重要叫醒佢會發脾四[sosad]
#32308/04/15 6:42 PM
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落街食飯先BB


After some time I've finally made up my mind
She is the girl and I really want to make her mine
I'm searching everywhere to find her again
To tell her I love her
And I'm sorry 'bout the things I've done

I find her standing in front of the church
The only place in town where I didn't search
She looks so happy in her weddingdress
But she's crying while she's saying this

Boy I've missed your kisses all the time but this is
Twentyfive minutes too late
Though you travelled so far boy I'm sorry your are
Twentyfive minutes too late

唔結點離？[369] [369] [369] [369]


呃... 我有事黎唔到飲，下次先！


#32408/04/15 6:43 PM
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處男啊差叮


I won't forget the way you're kissing
The feeling's so strong were lasting for so long
But I'm not the man your heart is missing
That's why you go away I know

You were never satisfied no matter how I tried
Now you wanna say goodbye to me
Love is one big illusion I should try to forget
but there is something left in my head
#32508/04/15 6:43 PM
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