研究證實：骨科外科醫生同隻牛一樣咁強壯同醒過隻牛兩倍

Orthopaedic surgeons: as strong as an ox and almost twice as clever? Multicentre prospective comparative study

Results: Orthopaedic surgeons had a statistically significantly greater mean grip strength (47.25 (SD 6.95) kg) than anaesthetists (43.83 (7.57) kg). The mean intelligence test score of orthopaedic surgeons was also statistically significantly greater at 105.19 (10.85) compared with 98.38 (14.45) for anaesthetists.
結果：骨科外科醫生手握力比麻醉科醫生明顯強大，智力測試成績亦明顯比較高。

Conclusions: Male orthopaedic surgeons have greater intelligence and grip strength than their male anaesthetic colleagues, who should find new ways to make fun of their orthopaedic friends.
結論：研究證明左男性骨科外科醫生都大隻同醒過佢地麻醉科既男同事，所以麻醉科既醫生唔可以再用呢兩樣野笑佢地骨科既同事。 [sosad]