A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this…

‘Looking for man with these qualifications:

won’t beat me up;
or run away from me and
is great in bed.’

The next day her door bell rings, looking down on her doorstep was a man with no arms and legs.

He says “Hi, I’m Bob. I have no arms so I won’t beat you up and no legs so I won’t run away.”

She says, “What makes you think you are so great in bed?”



He smiles and says “How do you think I rang your fuⅽking door bell?”